: 10—Well this is obviously no new news to you and no great surprise to me—but your Cleveland Cavs are falling apart as we speak (and by “yours,” I mean, my dad, Zik, Mike Booker and Brother Rasheed behind the bar at Savoy)! And deservingly so. The owner, Dan Gilbert, is a super-rich egotist. They basically fired the GM, David Griffin, the only guy holding it all together. Kevin Love is what he is. Kyrie is tired of playing the stepbrother and…oh yea…LeBron’s a bum! That’s right, I said it, deal with it! (He’s the best bum on the planet…but a bum, no less)
:09—Now you may have seen some great home runs this season. And for sure you saw some at the Home Run Derby at the All-Star break. But the greatest home run hit this year was A-ROD (that’s Alex Rodriguez to you) getting my ex, J-LO (that’s Jennifer Lopez to me). Hooking up with Ms. Lopez, now that’s a real home run!!!
:08—I know you want to get excited about your Pittsburgh Pirates, and you kind of should. After all, they’re on a bit of a streak and Cutch and Marte are back in stride. My guess is that this new energy will walk us right up to an “almost made it” hysteria—but we’ll hold on and see.