ARMEN GILLIAM

:10—Listen…To…Me…When I tell you I’ve never laughed so hard in my entire life, I mean never, never, never ever. And I’ve seen them all. Moms Mabley, Richard Pryor, Andrew Dice Clay, Eddie Murphy, Bill (I didn’t do it!) Cosby and Chris Rock. Ladies and gents, John Witherspoon is the funniest man alive. I’m talking 90 minutes of in your face, raw, no-holds-barred stuff. Bang Bang Bang! Do not miss him the next time he comes to town.

:09—Here’s the thing about having a lot of money. It can get you whatever you want, but it can also get you stuff you don’t want. Like unwanted attention. EV-ER-Y-BOD-Y on this side of right and wrong knows Venus Williams did nothing wrong except be in the wrong place at the wrong time. After reviewing the tapes, it’s clear she was not at fault, but you know once her name and fame was known, someone was going to try and get paid!

:08—As amazed as you are with the Pirates lighting up the scoreboard Sunday against the Cubs (14-3 win on July 9), or for that matter over their 5-2 winning road trip, go back to what ole Uncle Bill told ya at the start of the season. The bats are not the problem. Was not then and is not now. The name of the game in baseball is pitching and if you can’t shut the opposition down, you lose. It really is that simple. We need shut down pitchin’ to go with these bats.

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