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SPECIAL NOTE: After Aaron Hernandez got the news he was going to spend the rest of his natural born days in the pokey, I was motivated to give you the ultimate Top 10 dumbest athletic crimes in history. HHHEEERRREEE WE GO! (Thanks to my Eat ‘N Park buddy Tim and Dillon for your help on this.)

No. 1—By far, Aaron Hernandez killing “his friend” Lloyd Oden with a $40 million contract on the table starts the list at No. 1. With friends like Hernandez, who needs enemies? (Meanwhile, with $40 mil in my hip pocket, I could hire any crack head to do the deed…If we go to court, who’s the judge gonna believe? I’m just saying! (And for what it’s worth, don’t let your lawyer say you were at the scene of the crime!

No. 2—In at a very close second, and I do mean close second, Carolina wide receiver Ray Carruth for having two equally dumb guys follow and kill his pregnant wife. The only thing dumber was Ray Ray hiding in the trunk of his car as the police closed in.

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