:10 Don’t look now boys and girls, but your L.A. Lakers are now tied for the 8th playoff spot in the Western Conference and the party is just getting started.
:09 Speaking of the Lakers, and I was, I guess you haters know that Kobe “Black Mamba” Bryant is averaging 36 points a game in their last seven. What…huh…say what…I can’t hear ya Zik. Can’t hear ya Fred Crawford. Can’t hear ya dad…Can somebody please turn up the volume. I can’t hear nobody!
:08 Here’s your Steelers’ death march . . . James Harrison—GONE…Mike Wallace—GONE, Rashard Mendenhall – GONE…Willie Colon—SOON TO BE GONE…Chris Rainey—LONG GONE…Super Bowl Hopes—GONE—GONE—GONE !
:07 I know I joke about the Penguins, but for real—for real, they’re playing off the charts and “Sid the Kid” is simply the greatest player in the world. And let’s face it, you win five in a row in the National Hockey League that’s serious.
:06 Had the pleasure of sharing the stage with a living legend the other night. The great Bruno Sammartino. Now for you real back in the day wrestling fans, you know this man was the real deal. All you need to know is at 6 feet and 275 pounds, he lifted a 610 pound man “over his head” and threw him out of the ring…“over the ropes.” And the icing on the cake…sold out Madison Square Garden 45 times! C’mon man!!! (Yeah we’re talking about Haystack Calhoun)
:05 Here We Go Steelers, Here We Go… No, no, no, not gonna happen!
:04 Hey, when do the Pirates start playing???
:03 If you’re reading this, you still have time to get yourself down to the Allegheny County Courthouse, Thursday, March 14th at 6 p.m. It’s the 12th Annual Pittsburgh and Allegheny County Public Service Awards honoring our local heroes…those who protect and serve. County Executive Richard Fitzgerald will speak, along with Mayoral candidates Michael Lamb and Bill Peduto. If you’re not there, you’ll be the only one! $20 donation at the door benefits Champions “Safe Summer Programs”
:02 Tiger…“I am Back”
:01 At the Buzzer. Hhheeer
•The 38th Annual Champions Western Pa. High School All-Star Basketball Classic is set for Sunday, April 7th at the new and magnificent Penn Hills Senior High School.
Middle School Girls—9:00 a.m.-12:00 noon; Middle School Boys—12:00 noon-3:00 p.m.; Senior Girls City vs. WPIAL—3:00 p.m.; Senior Boys City vs. WPIAL—5:00 p.m.
Free parking in lower level—Refreshments—Vendors—Celebrities—Slam Dunk—3 Point and foul shooting contest and an amazing half-time show by Karate Master Jacquet Bazemore. For more information, call the Champions at (412) 628-4856.
•Harlem Nights coming at ya again every last Friday . . . Set for Friday, March 29th at 3 Lakes Golf Club, 6700 Saltzburg Road in Penn Hills. You must be dressed up, no exceptions—“Go deep in the closet”—free parking—cash bar—cash kitchen until 10:00 p.m.—50/50—cash prize for best dressed. This is the best old school over 30 par-tay in town. Special guest the United Rays Corvette Club—sponsored by Rayco “War” Productions and Five Star Corporation.
~ GAME OVER ~