:04 In spite of the Ravens jumping on the 49ers for a 28-6 first half lead, both teams showed up. Both defenses showed up. Both offenses showed up big time, but hats off to both quarterbacks. Flacco and Colin Kaepernick brought their A-games and both will be in the elite circle come 2014. Take it to the bank.
:03 Key players made key plays. Anquan Boldin was huge; Ed Reed’s 9th play-off interception; Randy Moss’ classic over the head two handed catch to keep a drive alive; Ray Lewis play after play and you know he’s hurtin’; Kaepernick’s touchdown run and plenty of big hits; Frank Gore’s brutal running; Truly a Super Bowl to remember.
:02 Don’t worry. Don’t worry. I didn’t forget Alicia Keyes… yes – you – are – all – that!
Girl, you’re “finer than frogs hair” and you can play and sing like that. You get 4 stars too and all the gumbo you want!
:01 Rrriiinnnggg… rrriiinnnggg… hello, Super Bowl Headquarters. How can I help you? Ah, yeah, ah, what’s up… this is Smitty from Smitty’s Bar and Grill in Pittsburgh… you know, the place you stab-um and we slab-um. Ok sir, not quite sure I know the place, but what– do-you–want? Who? You want to talk to who? You’re joking right? No my man. I am real serious and I need you to do this for me. Don’t leave me hanging. This is about my life and my death. Sir, I cannot and I will not deliver that message! Dude, Dude, just listen to me. Just tell Beyonce it’s Smitty. She’ll come to the phone I promise you… hello… hello… hello… hello… hello…
:00 DOUBLE OVERTIME
History will remember this Super Bowl not because of the score, and not because of the brothers coaching against each other, not even for the deer juice! It will be remembered as the Blackest Super Bowl of all time, and not because the lights went out. Just remember this…Jennifer Hudson, Alicia Keys, Beyonce, Destiny’s Child, Black quarterback Colin Kaepernick and even the Head Official was Black. Now-That’s-What-I’m-Talking-About!
~ GAME OVER… I mean really ~