:09 Hey I know it’s only been a few weeks but…“aren't you ready for some football??” I could do with a Steelers/Ravens game right now!
:08 As we speak the Pens…No I am sorry…your Pens are down 3 games to none to Philadelphia. It's O-VER! See the problem is when the superstar is out and comes back to save the day, the rest of the team starts looking for the miracle and they stop doing what got them there. Oh for you Turtle Creek residents I am talking about Sid “The Kid” Crosby. Wait, hold up a minute…Mr. Broadus do we deliver in Turtle Creek?
:07 Having said that I guess you noticed the Miami Heat play better without Dwayne Wade and yes boys and girls the L.A. Lakers play better without Kobe. I know it’s hard for you to hear, hell it’s hard for me to say, I am a Kobe man, man! But look, if I have two “7 footers” and you have one “7 footer” I should win right? Right! And Kobe won't pass the ball to either one of them!!!
:06 Oh yeah for your scorecard your…ok our Pittsburgh Pirates are 3-8 so far. They won today so let’s hold off a while before we get the shovels out.
:05 Have you heard about the best kept secret in town? We have a brand new semi pro basketball team in town, the Pittsburgh Bullits. The team is owned and operated by Marcus Robinson, a former high flyin’, slam dunkin’ superstar from Allderdice High School and Point Park University. Your boys “Scoot” aka Gerald Warrick III…the Jam Master…Warren Wilson…former Connie Hawkins League MVP and Amir Johnson, Quaker Valley and Radford University star make up the heart of the teams star power. And hey ya’ll…this ain’t no joke. This is top flight basketball, and most importantly young men…young Black men doing good things. Yep…they got their pants pulled up!!!!
:04 If you don't know, now you know…Rayco “War” Saunders is still the baddest man in the Valley. Lock this down. He’ll be fighting this Friday on ESPN2 in and around 8:00 pm. The next victim is Columbian Title Holder Eleider Alvarez. The Co-Main Event will be held in Montreal Canada. Don’t…you…dare…miss…it!!!
:03 No Double Overtime this week, so here we go.
The Champions 37th Annual All-Starr Basketball Classic will be held at the fantastic Penn Hills YMCA, (The home for family fun and excitement—11817 Frankstown Rd.) Sunday, April 29—Partial proceeds to benefit The Penn Hills and Lower Burrell Police Department Fallen Officer's Memorial and The Champions "Safe Summer" Programs.
•10:00 a.m.—Middle School Boys (1)
•11:00 a.m.—Middle School Boys (2)
•12:00 p.m.—Community Game—Penn Hills Police vs. Lower Burrell Police
•1:00 p.m.—Middle School Boys Consolation Game
•2:00 p.m.—Middle School Boys Championship Game
•3:00 p.m.—Pittsburgh Job Corps vs. Champion's All-Stars
•4:30 p.m.—Semi-Pro Game—Pittsburgh Bullits vs. Celebrity Guest Team
If it’s basketball in Pittsburgh…it’s The Champions!
:02 Elite Management Company proudly presents “Jazz on the Green” for the sophisticated sort, coming your way May 11 and 25, June 15 and 29, July 13 and 27 at The 3 Lakes Golf Club (formerly The Alcoma Country Club) in Penn Hills at 6700 Saltsburg Rd.…spend your Friday evenings overlooking the soft and beautifully rolling hills at the Golf Club—$10 Donation—Cash Bar—Cash Kitchen—Free Parking—Casual Dress or Dress to Impress—Special Vendors— The Fabulous Diamond Models—50/50—Prizes and Surprizes and it all starts with national recording artist extraordinaire Kevin Howard. This is gonna be special. Elite Management co-director is Greg Lovelace.
:01 This is it, “So get ready to get ready” cause I am going to give it to you fast. It’s now time for the New…New First Friday Par-Tay Summer Schedule. Starting Friday, May 4, Five Starr Corporation and Champion Enterprises invite you to “Drop your bags and come along on this Fantastic Voyage”…It’s the Old School Par-Tay Summer Review. Friday, May 4 at the Comfort Inn—699 Rodi Rd. and Friday, June 1 the Holiday Inn Monroeville 2750 Mosside Blvd., and we’ll still be dancing, eatin’ and drinkin’ just like before…just not at that restaurant at The Club in Monroeville. We ain't never…never…ever …ever…ever going back there!! “Come here sister, Papa's got a brand new bag!!!”
~ This Game Is Over ~
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