:10—Of course I’m at the game. I’m always at the game. It’s my job and no, it’s not cold. It’s damn cold…but I do what I have to do so you get the information you need. Don’t worry about me…I’ll be alright! Anyway, this game starts as expected. Cleveland looking like the winless team they are. You know the names of past legends like the great Jim Brown, Paul Warfield, Leroy Kelly and one of the game’s greatest innovators, Paul Brown. Can’t they at least stumble into a better season than this. But as you well know, we don’t care about no stinkin’ Browns!
:09—Hey, while we’re here, let’s do this. The Top 10 running backs of all times. #1 Jim Brown; #2 Gale Sayers; #3 Franco Harris; #4 O.J. Simpson; #5 Emmitt Smith; #6 Tony Dorsett; #7 Eric Dickerson; #8 Barry Sanders; #9 Earl Campbell; and #10 Curtis Martin. You beg to differ? Text me your list at 412-628-4856…or shut up about it!
:08—Approaching the end of the first half and your Steelers are only up 6 – zip. No worries, I still predict a double digit win. (Probably important to know that I had the black and gold beating “The Cryboys” too. I’m just sayin’!)