:10 ~ Ok, so you do know Michael . . . “The King of Pop” Jackson is dead . . . right? So I guess you also know he, well kinda he, has the #1 song in the land, but somehow you can’t understand why he was and still is “The King”! Even you haters gotta love that!
:09 ~ And while I have you haters’ attention, let me put you on Front Street. If you’re over “50”, don’t act like you didn’t do the robot to “Dancin Machine”. Don’t pretend like you didn’t want to know who “Billie Jean” was, and for goodness sake, don’t even think about trying to tell me you didn’t sing “I Want You Back” after your girl walked out on you for the fifth time. Yeah, you cried over “Ben” the rat . . . we all did. You marveled at the dance routine of “Smooth Criminal”. You thought “Remember the Time” was super cool. You ran to the dance floor the first moment you heard “You Rock My World”. And if you open your mouth to try and convince me that you have never done the entire “Thriller” dance at a wedding reception at least five times, I’ll smack all the taste out your mouth! (Go ahead, put the C.D. in . . . nobody’s watching).
:08 ~ So this bears repeating. I’ve never had a drop of alcohol, a cigarette, or a drug in my life. Anybody that really knows me will confirm that. Now, that being said, that moral value statement and five bucks will get you a Big Mac meal. Point being, I am no saint and I am not looking for a pat on the back. So yes, Bell and Blunt (get it “Blunt”?) should be held accountable and punished to the fullest extent of the Mike Tomlin and Rooney family and NFL law. But if you want to believe that with all the people and cars and trucks and fumes on McKnight Road that the police officer pulled them over because he smelled weed and not because they were “driving while Black” wwweeelll, have I got a bridge to sell you. C’mon man!
:07 ~ See, it’s like I told you before. Right now you give less than a damn about soccer.
:06 ~ You could write a book on Alvin Byrd, literally. But let me say this. Nicest guy in the world. mooth as silk . . . all the time. A leader – trend setter – talented – highly intelligent man – and as you all know, wrote the book on G.Q. Rest in Peace “Byrd”. You were, in fact, The Man!
:05 ~ I don’t know what you’re getting all upset about. The Pirates have “35” more games to play. Watch what happens when everybody gets healthy. As my good Brother Jerome Flint would say, “Don’t worry. Don’t worry”.
:04 ~ Yes boys and girls, “The Steelers have problems and they are many.” Quote the emperor Chuck Noll.
:03 ~ By the time you read this, Kevin Love will be a Cleveland Cav. Then I guess he and King James are going to cure cancer and save the world from destruction. Cleveland . . . Miami . . . Cleveland. I just don’t like LeBron. Sorry Zik!
:02 ~ Football season is here. No more lonely days. No more lonely nights. And you won’t say it out loud, but now you don’t care what your women say or do till February.
:01 ~ So you know how when you pass by the Giant Eagle in East Hills and you’re going down Verona Road past the Dairy Queen, then you go a little further, well, right next to Bonus Tire is “The Lounge on Verona”. Well, that’s where the Par-tay is on Saturday, August 30th – 8:00 p.m. till 2:00 a.m. – free parking – cash kitchen and the best fried chicken in town – cash bar – 50/50 and The Legend Sly Jock breaking you down. We’re gonna be Dancin . . . Eatin . . . and Drinking with or without you. ($10 to get in . . . the good times are free!!!)