:10—I never, never, never ever start off with hockey…but are you kidding me? The Pens management wants you to believe that the “So Called” greatest player in the world, Sidney Crosby, played like Tiger Woods because he had a bad wrist. Talk about spin! C’mon man, “We Were Born in Canada, But not last night,” Huh?
:09—Speaking of Tiger Woods…and I was. Tell me another guy who controls the airways like he does and he’s playing like Sidney Crosby…Get it…Tiger-Sid…Syd-Tiger. OK, let it go.
:08—By the way, I am coming to you today from the Grand Concourse at Station Square. Down the road-a-piece, at the Sheraton Hotel, they’re having a Female Body Building Competition. No, these aren’t the cuties you have in your late night dreams, these are the other species that can kick your butt. Let me just say this, I’ve never been so turned on and scared at the same time in my life!!!
:07—Oh yeah, just a reminder that I told ya so. When “Tiger” gets all his women back, and I mean all “14.” He’ll win another major and not before. It’s clear to me he needs the distractions. No I’m really serious.