:10 Hey, here’s a bulletin! Just because a girl is high, drunk, knocked out, whatever, doesn’t give anyone the right to do anything to her. Let alone rape! The two punk jocks from Steubenville should get more than a year in the juvenile system. I’m just saying!
:9 The bad news…your Pirates lost to the Yankees 11 to 9. The good news…your Pirates scored 9 runs on the Yankees. I guess that’s good news.
:8 At the time of this writing, Monday, March 18, 2:30 p.m…the Boston Celtics will end the Miami Heat’s record setting 22 game winning streak. Now take that to the bank!!
:7 Remember, you heard it here from the Pittsburgh Penguins’ No. 1 fan…yes, that would be me. The boys on ice won their 9th in a row and “Sid the Kid” and company have a direct hook-up with some guy named “Lord Stanley.” Yeah, I know. I am the hockey man…man!
:6 Rumors that “former” Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Harrison is going to Baltimore to date are just that, rumors. But if he goes, then he just has to go down with the rest of the dirty birds.
:5 The update you wanted and needed. The Lakers are now one game up on Utah for the final 8th spot in the West. Listen, you don’t want the Lakers in the first round mmmaaannn!!!
:4 Did you see Brittney Griner of Baylor spin on that girl and flat out dunk it on her? Fellas, it’s a new day. I mean she threw it down.
:3 And you thought that whole landing on the moon thing was a big deal. Kentucky coming to play Robert Morris College in the NIT at the RMC Sewell Center…now that’s big.
:2 March Madness is here…Let’s go dancin!
:1 At the Buzzer. Hhheeerrreee We Go
•The 38th Annual Champions Western Pa. High School All-Star Basketball Classic is set for Sunday, April 7th at the new and magnificent Penn Hills Senior High School: Middle School Girls – 9:00 a.m.–12:00 noon; Middle School Boys—12:00 noon -3:00 p.m.; Senior Girls City vs. WPIAL—3:00 p.m., Senior Boys City vs. WPIAL—5:00 p.m.
Free parking on lower level, Refreshments, Vendors, Celebrities, Slam Dunk. 3 Point and foul shooting contest and an amazing half-time show by Karate Master Jacquet Bazemore. For more information, call the Champions at (412) 628-4056.
•Harlem Nights coming at ya again every last Friday…Set for Friday, March 29th at 3 Lakes Golf Club, 6700 Saltzburg Road in Penn Hills. You must be dressed up, no exceptions…“Go deep in the closet”—free parking—cash bar—cash kitchen until 10:00 p.m.—50/50—cash prize for best dressed. This is the best old school over 30 par-tay in town. Special guest D.J. “The Legend…” Sly Jock!!
~ GAME OVER ~