:10 Neal…Neal…Hey Bill Neal…c’mon man you can’t hide in there all day, you have to face “The Heat,” oh my bad. I mean just come out and tell everyone you were wrong. That you underestimated LeBron (aka The King), “D” Wade, Bosh and “The Others.” What? Aw please man ain’t nobody gonna laugh at you because you picked the Lakers…and San Antonio…and Chicago…and Boston…wait, you know what you may be right they might laugh at you for all those teams you picked! Tell ya what, I’ll tell’um for you, but keep in mind I won’t do this for just anybody, but here goes. Hey everybody this is Charles Barkley and I just want to say on behalf of my boy Bill Neal that he knows he was wrong (actually down right stupid if you ask me.) Anyway, that he admits that Fred Crawford and Big “D” were right and he’ll pay you when he sees you. What else? Oh, and that he forgives LeBron for “The Decision” and all is forgiven now let’s move forward (ya’ll know Cleveland ain’t forgiven nothin’) “All hail the king” …. King James that is. Ok, now where was I? Oh yeah, “Ernie”…you, “Shack” and “Kenny” the so called “Jet” …. let’s go, pay up!!!!
:09 All that said. Lakers please send Bynum and whoever you want to Orlando and bring Dwight Howard to Showtime and let’s get crackin’ for 2013.
:08 I’ve tried to watch the WNBA games. I really have, no honest I have.
:07 Have you lost your natural Black mind? (No offense to my fair skin brothers) please go put on Isaac Hayes—Live at the Sahara Tahoe and just remember how great that was…that as we used to say was “The Stuff”…Black Moses baby!
:06 Here’s your movie review for “That’s My Boy” now I am telling you straight up this movie is rude, crude and should be sued! It breaks all the rules and crosses all the lines. Matter of fact it double crosses the lines. But you are going to die laughing. But this movie is Rated R for a reason…oh shut up, you watch worse than this when you’re in your basement home alone, yes you do!…yes you do!!! I give it 3 1/2 basketballs.
:05 Ok, ok you want sports talk cause this is a sports column, or it’s supposed to be. HHHHHEEEEEEERRRRREEEE we go:
—The Steelers go to training camp in 5 weeks.
—There’s a Golf Tournament coming. That all I got!
—The Pens lost their 2nd best player (don’t ask you know I don’t know his name).
—The Pittsburgh Power are done.
—The Pittsburgh Passion are coming to Heinz Field.
Now there’s your sports, and you can take that to the bank!
:04 Speaking of sports stuff and I was. You all need to take some time out and stop and watch a little league baseball game. They’re all around you. A better more relaxed fun filled time can’t be had. Old School Baby!
:03 Yea but what about all those bad calls against the Thunder? Neal…let it go!
:02 So that she can smile again and have peace for the moment… ya’ll need to know that former Truly Yours Model and director…“Darnella”…is still super fine! (Don’t worry R.C. knows I mean well.) Much love for the loss of your mother.
:01 Darryl Gissendanner was laid to rest with tremendous respect by his family and friends. Wonderful words were said about a man whose life ended much to soon and was loved by everyone. Congratulations Clarion, PA., once again you stood tall and showed the world why you are truly the City of Champions. “Giss” would be proud and honored. The ultimate compliment and praise anyone can receive in their home coming celebration is what great things are said about you, and how you will be remembered. That should be your legacy. Here’s The Champions saluting a Champion. A Who’s Who if you will: Sam “Bam” Clancy (Pitt Basketball Super Star and NFL Star), “Rockin’” Ron Carter (L.A. Lakers/Past Pres. Clinton Administrator), Kirk Bruce (Pitt Player/Coach), Dwayne “Hot Dog” Wallace (Pitt Teammate), Jennifer Bruce (Pitt Basketball Star), “Flyin’” Myron Brown (NBA/CBA Star), “Big John” Marshall (European Basketball/Connie Hawkins League Legend), John “Shang-Hi” Matthews (Gannon University/Playground Legend), Cammy Gissendanner (Penn State Basketball Star), Tyus Nedd (Amazing Keynote Speaker), Eric “Truck” Johnson (Clairton Legend), and Davlin “Mushy” Mullen (NY Jets), just to name a few. And no star shined brighter than that of “Peach” his daughter. Like I said when Armon Gilliam died, a huge disappointment to those of you from the basketball and sports circle that weren’t there, if you could have been you should have been! And you know who you are! We Love You and Will Miss You “Giss”
~ DOUBLE OVERTIME ~
:00 You know it’s Double Overtime, ya just know it!
If you don’t have your “Sandy Greene and the Guys” live in concert featuring Jerry Williams ticket by now you’re probably going to have to listen from the parking lot. We’re looking at the first sell-out for Jazz on the Green…you know the rest—Cash Bar—Cash Kitchen (good food too!)—Free Parking—50/50 Prizes and Surprizes—Dress to Impress—Indoor and Outdoor Seating (under cover)—Proceeds to Benefit Champions Safe Summer Programs and The New Connie Hawkins Youth Development Summer Basketball League.—And you ain’t coming ??? Man, that’s messed up!
*** “Nicole”, you are now in the Locker Room
~ Game Over –
Finally ~ Hey Jerry you just had your trial, where you going now??? Well it sure won’t be Disney Land. I’m going to jail for the rest of my life! (Jerry Sandusky you don’t make my Overtime Top Ten) I put you on the outside cause you’re a bad man, a very bad man!!!